The Adventures of Castrating Bitch Girl

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4th Mar 2012, 2:15 PM
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LilyRose 4th Mar 2012, 2:59 AM edit delete

I'm trying not to be nasty about things anymore. At least a little. I am trying. And, you know, I'm out walking the dogs in the woods, and down the road from where I live is a spot where you can pull off and walk into the woods, and this place is a favorite for guys to go and target shoot with their guns, I suppose it's cheaper than joining a gun club or more convenient than shooting in their own neighborhood where they can endanger their own kids and pets, but that's the way it goes. So sometimes I'm out walking and I can hear the guns going off, down the hill from where I am, so I'm not in danger of getting shot, but close enough to have to listen to it.

And here I am trying to get on top of my rage problem, and trying to just get through the days without being reminded too much of why I think reality as we know it is a lost cause, but every time I hear that gun go off, some little ember inside of me starts to get all red and hot, and I have to really try and chill out. Really try.

I mean, cuz I get it, okay? I understand. Boys like their toys, especially when the toys are huge iron dicks that have orgasms that sound like thunder and ejaculate steel-jacketed sperm that will blow your silly little brains all over the wall. Yowza. But the truth is, every time I hear one of those explosions, my contempt and loathing just deepens another notch or two. I just can't help it. And here – irony of ironies; I find myself wishing that I had a big gun, so I could shove it down that motherfucker's pants and vaporize his testicles. Cuz at least that way there'd be one less big iron, bullet-ejaculating dick to worry about in the world, know what I mean?
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chris-tar 19th Mar 2012, 2:23 AM edit delete reply
"big iron, bullet-ejaculating dick"
That is truly golden.
Mishi 9th May 2012, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
shoot dicks
shoot all the dicks
shoot 'em up
bang bang
space cowboy